A dog walks on cracked ground at the Las Canoas dam, some 59 km north of the capital Managua on April 26, 2013.. A large area of the dam has been dry since last February, as most of its water have been used by rice farmers for their crops, affecting around hundreds of peasants living in the area, according to local media.
[Credit : Oswaldo Rivas/Reuters]
making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
stepping out out the shower after shaving and feeling like this
hey guess what!! you’re really cute and smart and kind and wonderful and i love you!!!! i know sometimes you might not believe it, but it’s true!! you’re great!!! and you deserve lots of nice things!!!!! *boops ur nose* *smooches ur face* *runs off into the night*
A swimming pool in the shape of a cat at the Fontainebleau Hotel, Miami, c. 1955. Photographed by Slim Aarons
Why does that cat have a diving board penis.
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
what am i even doing
Creating art and being perfect ok
youre so sweet ily a lot
Sophie you’re perf
Sophie your poetry is amazing
this is incredible. I just got chills..
WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
this is adorable frick
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
The idea that Satan rules over Hell is a misunderstanding. It comes from people taking when Lucifer told God that he would rather rule in Hell than be a slave in Heaven to literally.
To put it simply, Satan isn’t the warden, he’s the prison rapist.
this is my favorite conversation on tumblr
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus